so sad

here i am kinda looking forward to work because: A). i went to Office Depot to buy some more boxes of pens for customers to steal and i found they now offer boxes of 12 purple Bic pens and not only are they purple they're also a dollar cheaper than the blue Bics i normally buy. AND B). i went to Goodwill to scavenge some new ties for work and i found a weird Santa Claus tie to wear tonight. You can tell it's Santa but his hat and mouth are green. We'll see if anyone even notices that i'm wearing an Xmas tie in April. (My bet's on NO. I could have a pair of horns growing out of my head and no one would notice as long as i remember their extra ranch and beer refill).